Paul and Andrew's charity cycle ride
- Lands End to John O'Groats

Day One, October 8, 2005

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We arrived at Penzance by train at 3 pm (we chatted to many a passenger along the way which passed the time away nicely). We then cycled a pleasant 14 miles to Lands End and from there completed the first 5.5 miles of the official Lands End to John O'Groats route to our Youth Hostel at St Just for the night. Weather -breezy but sunny.

Youth Hostel is comfortable and we have been fed and watered.Sadly no beer and nearest pub is miles away!

Tomorrow we are heading towards St Ives and hopefullly ending up at Treyarnon Bay after a 55 mile cycle.  

 


Day Two, October 9  61 Miles 

Woke to a fine sunny morning and perfect cycling weather!  Rode along the picturesque coastal route to St Ives. Dotted with old tin mines and small stone Cornish hamlets, and mercifully virtually traffic free. 

Followed the coastal route to Treyarnon Bay Youth Hostel that sits overlooking a sandy bay surrounded by rocky coastline. 

 St Ives this morning was everything we had expected - a pleasant seaside  resort with a small harbour and perfect sandy beach. The route from St Ives got progressively hillier the further we went on, or it seemed that way. 

This was great training for the rest of the trip. One of the highlights of a trip like this will be the opportunity to  sample local specialities, so on the menu today was Cornish Pasty. The kind people from the Filling Station (a delightful cafe despite the name) in Perranporth saw us on our way with two freshly baked local  pasties...superb. Roll on Devon Cream Teas, Somerset Cider, Chorley Cakes in Lancashire, Game Pie in Cumbria and Deep Fried Mars Bars in Scotland! 

 Tomorrow Okehampton after an early start to shave our legs.  Foot note for wives and mistresses....no mobile phone coverage here and the payphone is broken. 

Day Three, October 10, 66miles

Out of Cornwall into Devon. We have now left the windswept drystoned Cornish Lanes for the rolling hedgerowed countryside of Devon. Today started with the Padstow Ferry across the picturesque Camel Estuary (And yes Graeme it is on the official route). After passing through NW Cornwall towards Launceston we started our search for a pub lunch. Could we find one? Eventually we persuaded the landlord of the Post and Pint to let us picnic in his beer garden. During the afternoon we took the scenic route through steep (very) narrow lanes. There was plenty of evidence of dairy farming in operation ... in fact we cycled through large quantities of it. Staying tonight at the Copper Key in North Tawnton close to the Cheese factory. Beers at last!

 

Day Four, October 11  

Now in Cheddar after 77 miles cycling. Total distance now covered 210 miles. The day started with the realisation that we had already exceeded the time taken by Ms. Lyn Taylor (no relation) of 2 days + to complete the LEJOG. It was a grey morning yet Devon still looked glorious with the richness of its farms and small villages. Even came across a village called Black Dog with a pub called Black Dog and yes you have guessed it the landlord had a black dog. Tough going though....those hills had not gone away. We have started to grade the hills anything you can climb at 7+ miles an hour are not really hills but 3 mile an hour ones are killers and we saw our fair share of the latter. Big incident this afternoon we thought Andrew had a slow puncture ... however we discovered it was the gas escaping from his water bottle that we had filled with Ginger Beer. Close shave. The Quantocks proved a tough afternoon challenge and after a hard climb the rain arrived and we completed the day's riding in the dark soaked to the skin. Thank you to Cheddar YHA for keeping our supper for us.

Day Five, October 12, Cheddar to Welsh Bicknor, 66 miles

Weather forecasters! They predict impending doom so we dressed accordingly, especially after our soaking yesterday evening. We then spent the rest of the morning removing waterproofs only to dig them out again at the first hint of rain. It didn't rain and we had a speedy morning (for two old blokes) averaging 12.5 mph to the Severn Bridge on mainly  flat roads. Through N Somerset, South Gloucester across to Monmouthshire and now in Herefordshire. We really feel we are making progress now. Tonight we are staying at another YH and looking forward to meeting up with old Jersey colleague Russell Bird tomorrow night for a pint or two.

Day Six, October 13, Welsh Bicknall to Church Stretton (Shropshire)  68 miles

Many of you who have been reading this each day will be longingly waiting for the next installment. Well let's cut the xxxx (Paul won't allow dubious language) Who wants to know that we went through Mordiford or Marlbrook on the B4361? Nobody.
Suffice it to say, we cycled. What you really want to know is what's it like? How do you feel? Have you got a sore xxxx?

The answer: we feel good. The reality has set in that we are doing the End to End not just a short cycle ride. And we have no sore bits!

Bring on tomorrow.

Day Seven, October 14 Church Stretton to Northwich, 67 miles 

A good start to the day  with clear heads despite our first vintage port of the trip. All in honour of our first visitor Russell Bird ex RBS Jersey and now Herefordshire and Shropshire property tycoon.

Once out of Church Stretton an easy day with very few hills. However a few technical and mechanical problems. Firstly Andrew's hand bag holder (self designed) fell apart and then surprisingly Paul needed new brakes.

Finally late in the day Andrew had the honour of suffering the trip's first puncture. Fortunately whilst Paul went in search of a pub phone Andrew managed to repair things.

Editor's note : Andrew wishes it to be known that the handbag has a nice transparant cover into which can be slipped a map

Day eight, October 15, 
Paul's Homecoming to Lancashire - Northwich to Lancaster 72 miles
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It must have been the thought of returning to a sunny and hot Lancashire, the place where he was born and raised, that gave Paul a second wind today. Andrew just had wind. Paul was a man possessed as he rode through the places that he knew. 
 
An 8.30 start began with the arrival of local cycling star Tim Taylor of Macclesfield Wheelers who had agreed to ride the morning stage with the two old men.
 
The evening before cycle racing's amateur dietician Ray Parker had ensured that both riders had a large fluid and carbohydrate intake by insisting they had a Chinese with their Saturday pints. Andrew had changed onto a non puncturing rear slick tyre (courtesy of Tim) before setting out from Northwich.
 
Benign weather saw the plucky duo burn up the miles with only a short stop outside the Pie Shop in Wigan. As they pressed on they were not helped by infantile calls from QPR fans pointing out that they had gone 1 up against Preston North End. Steve O'Regan you know who you are.   
 
Shortly before 5 o'clock Andrew picked up his now regular puncture after riding in a cycling lane. A piece of wire went straight through the non puncturable tyre. It was very fortuitous that not an hour before we had visited a cycling shop to replace the split tube from the previous day's puncture.

Day nine October 16th-Lancaster to Threlkeld -52 miles.Total distance 535 miles so far.

Sublime conditions more worthy of late summer gave us our best day yet, coupled with magnificent scenery of the Lake District and convivial company of the 3 Peters.(Hodson, Maguire and Stanfield) who were cycling with us for the day. Andrew is getting through more inner tubes than socks and has now had three

punctures within the last 48 hours.

Notwithstanding this good progress has been made through what we had expected would be a difficult section but in fact seemed easy. Perhaps we are just getting fitter!

 

Day 10, October 17, Threlkeld to Dumfries 62 miles Total 598 miles

Leaving The Horse and Farrier Inn at Threkeld (recommended) with Peter Maguire staying on for another day, he saved us from taking a wrong turn and heading back to Cornwall.

We have now passed into Scotland with an increased sense of enjoyment and satisfaction.

The weather has been unseasonably dry so far with only 4 hours rain during 9 days of cycling through England. We are sure that Scotland will not treat us so kindly!

Thanks to Peter for accompanying us for the last 2 days (114 miles) and to his wife Alison for driving North to collect him.

 

Day 11, October 18, Dumfries to Ayr, 61 miles. Total distance 659 miles

Andrew's by now excellent map reading skills found a way through the Southern Uplands that was a pleasure to ride and hardly tested muscles and bikes.

It was colder today with more autumnal weather than recently but thankfully dry. Paul would like to thank all his customers for their calls to his mobile and e-mails which he can pick up on his Blackberry but would they kindly note that if he doesn't reply immediately it is probably because he is roaring down a hill upwards of 30mph and it would be life threatening to do so. Calls will be taken as soon as it is safe to do so (signal permitting as we are entering the more remote parts of Scotland).

On arrival in Ayr we felt a calling to visit the West Kirk (a Wetherspoon's Church conversion) to sample some of the ales within. A full list of real ales consumed so far on the trip will be published shortlly as requested by John Chinn in Jersey)

 

Day 12, October 19, Ayr to Lochranza 48 miles Total Distance 707 miles

Woke up to pouring rain and a doom and gloom forecast. No sooner had we stepped outside than the rains ceased. On our journey to the Arran ferry we found ourselves travelling through a town called Loans. Try as we did we couldn't find RBS Loans. Next we passed through the Green Desert that is Troon.

The ferry to Arran took an hour and was a comfortable, good sized ferry. Interestingly the return fare was eight pound 45 including a charge of one pound for the bike. Somewhat cheaper than some ferries!

Tonight we are in the only pub in the town and they have run out of beer and can only offer us soup. No football on the Sky tv instead it is tuned to a country and western channel. Will look out for wicker men on the way back.

Finally to mark our arrival we will be having a small scotch in Dave's memory

Day 13, October 20, onwards from Lochranza

An early start was required to catch the.8.15am ferry (on which we were the only 2 passengers) back to Claonaig on the mainland. Our expectations of a cafe breakfast in Claonaig were dashed when we discovered that this was no more than a concrete ramp for the car ferry. Breakfast then in Tarbert, a bit of cycling, followed by lunch at the Kilmartin Hotel (a deliightful hostelry en route) where the bar staff assured us that there weren't many hills between there and Oban.!!

We have devised a good handicapping system to prevent Andrew from being in the lead. Paul leads allowing Andrew to be held by the red lights every time there are road works which is frequently. There he is held for half an hour on red or until the traffic gets fed up with waiting and goes anyway. Andrew eventually catches Paul and the whole process can start again at the next lights.

That said we both enjoyed the day tremendously - one of the most memorable and scenic so far.

Day 14, October 21, Oban to Loch Lochy, 67 miles. Total mileage 837

We had been told that the West Coast of Scotland was the most scenic and with today's blue skys and autumnal colours it looked its best. Lochs Linnhe and Lochy were resplendent and even Ben Nevis was in full view.

Andrew has been suffering 'SLS' withdrawal symptoms but by way of consolation the A828 was very quiet. 'SLS' is Small Lane Syndrome on which we had overdosed in Devon and Cornwall but with the geography of Scotland it is difficult to indulge.

Tomorrow we are off in search of Nessy and suspect the roads will be busier.

 

Day 15 Loch Lochy to Evanston 59 miles
Total Distance 896 miles

Our luck ran out and it rained! You may find it hard to believe but we arrived in mid Scotland having only had 5 hours of rain (when cycling) out of 14 days.

We cycled up the west side of Loch Ness (no sign of Nessie). After a couple of hours the rain cleared and after meeting Andrew's sister Joanna and nephew Oscar for a late lunch break in Beauly, the sun came out and we finished in Evanston, north of Inverness.

Later we found ourselves in an impromptu ceiligh in a pub in Evanston - everyone brings an instrument and joins in! Great atmosphere but no real ale, not even any wine, but the port flowed!

Day 16, Evanston to Lybster 70 miles Total Mileage 966

At 5.31 this afternoon we saw our first of the winter. On the A9 close to Helmsdale,a gritter flew past us showering us as it went. Whilst we again struck lucky with the weather we did pay a price for the cloudless sky namely a temperature that hardly rose above 8 all day. Oil and whisky are the big earners here and it has taken considerable self discipline not to have visited any of the many distilleries en route includding Glenmorangie. The oil industry is prominent with many rigs both offshore and some at anchor in Cromarty Firth. Heavy rain is forecast tomorrow with a biting wind coming off the sea. No early morning visit to Cafe Nero for us just more endless miles of cold wet tarmac! Oh and may be the odd inn.

Lybster to JOG! 37 miles Total 1001 miles

A blustery start to the day which made the going very tough and probably the most difficult conditions of the trip. We were mindful that the previous night's forecast had carried a Heavy Rain warning and this was due to arrive with us early afternoon. In the event we arrived at 1.45pm and have encountered less rain in Scotland than we did in England (no more than 4 hours) so well done Scotland! Mission accomplished, job done we adjourned to the bar at the Sea View Hotel for many celebrations! Finally a thank you to the late Peter Ward of RBSI who first sowed the seed of a LEJOG bike ride

 

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